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firelorcl:

playing grand theft auto

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theelectric-chapel:

I know there’s a lot of pressure in this town right ? to look good , to be successful let me tell you something right now , looking good and being successful are two fucking different things , and sometimes they try to make it about how you look.

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

(Source: nahr4lma)


(Source: shitgeordieshoresays)

  • Baby: H-h
  • Parent: The baby's first words!
  • Baby: H-h h-h-h
  • Parent: House?? Hair???
  • Baby: H-h-h
  • Baby: Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
  • baby: A-a
  • mom: Apple? Say apple.
  • baby: *jumps*


(Source: nocountryforoldjetpacks)